Touring Scotland

I’m sorry you have not heard from me for a while, I have been touring Scotland in a Motorhome.
I love Scotland but hate the midges; I have tried every product on the market but still end up getting bitten.
So before we embarked on our journey I set too to produce a repellent that hopefully worked.
A few days into our voyage we unfortunately got a puncture on the Motorhome.
It was pouring with rain and on the edge of a forest.
We got out to change the wheel and were met with a cloud of midges, being a very large vehicle it took us quite a while to change the wheel.
My repellent was being well and truly tested.
That evening when the bites usually rear their heads not a one appeared but Ralph as most men said I don’t need any creams or lotion on, you guessed he was covered from head to foot in bites.
Being very pleased with the test of my repellent I will now send it off to the labs to be tested and then after the all clear it will be on my website.